Ugly

That nasty bruise on my leg is a result of poorly placed ladders and a little wooden bench for sale at Michael's.  It actually looks better in this picture.  And if that isn't enough...I think I must be some sort of a masochist.  I got a chunk taken out of my middle fingernail when I jammed my hand into the washer as I reached in to pull out laundry.

 
Just don't let me operate any heavy machinery.